Mormanism is the Shiz-nit
The Book of Morman is the shiz-nitt. It is another testament of Jesus Christ and it is not just better, but clearly better than the New Testament. Mormanism is also more American than Christianity, because it started here in America and we all know that God blesses America before any other country on Earth. In Utah, we have two sayings, "I wasn't born Morman, but I got here as fast as I could." And, “America, fuck yeah!!!”
The best part of being Morman is that you don't even have to be alive to be one. It's called baptism by proxy and it's the shiz-nitt! During baptism by proxy "Live Mormans stand in for the dead during a dunking ceremony in which dead souls are baptized as Morman. Isn't that awesome?!?!?! This means that even a person who did not accept the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints "while he or she was alive has a chance to do it in the hereafter." Literally millions of people have been baptized by proxy...
Napoleon Bonaparte
Eva Braun
Buddha
Albert Einstein (Jew)
Anne Frank (Yes, She WAS a Jew)
Sigmund Freud
Adolph Hitler (He wasn’t a Jew-dur hur hur hur)
William Shakespeare
And Tom Cruise!
Just to name a few
SO you can see, Mormanism is superior-clearly superior to all other religions. This is irrefutable.